Here is my day with my 9 month old.

Sunny put that down.

Don't touch that.

Stop touching that.

If you touch that again Mommy is going to take it away.

Why don't you play with this instead.

Sunny, stop eating the cords.

Don't.

Stop.

Freeze.

Where are you going?

Where are you?

Guess what? Auntie Julie had baby Georgia last night. Isn't that great? Where are you going?

I'm coming.

I'll be right there.

Don't cry.

What are you doing?

That's Mommies special book please stop eating it.

Is that a shoe? Are you eatting my shoe?

Oh my God that's so gross.

Did you do this? Who did this Sunny?

Open. Close. Yes. You're getting it.

Go. No, we're going to go.

Okay fine, play.

Play. Play. Play.

No, you don't want anymore?

Show Mommy "All done". All done. All done. All done.

Yeah you did it!!! All Done!

Bye bye.

Say hi. Hi. Hi.Hello.

Yes, she's mine. Nope, just have this one.

Thank you. Thanks.

Stop.

Freeze.

You can rip the magazine, you can not rip Mommies special books.

Hello? Jess, why does she say Nah-Nah to me, but not Ma-Ma. Do you think that's ok?

Can I call you back, I'll call you back.

TAKE THAT OUT OF YOUR MOUTH YOU ARE NOT A GOAT!

Okay! Gracei go night night. Night night. Night Night.

Hello? yeah, I gotta call you back she's up.

Do you think you're hair is long enough for a pony tail today?

Where is your bow? Where did you put your bow?

Yeah she totally does that too. I know. I know. Oh my God I don't know.

Wait is that bad?

Put that down baby.

Do you see the doggie? Doggie. Doggie. Yes, doggie.

Read book. Book. Book. Ahhh the book. Don't touch that.

It's time for Oprah, this is Mommies special time, no eating the Ikea catalogue while Oprah is on, ok?

GRACEN. NO. EATING. PLANTS.

I love you. I love you. I love you sooooooooooo much.

 

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